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Dry Humor Wines is a mother-daughter duo, female operated, organic and eco-friendly brand, with a passion for wine and (dry) humor. It all started when I, Peyton, was making a gift basket for my mom for her birthday. I wanted to put a bottle of wine in the basket that pertained to the occasion, but I couldn't find anything that fit the job. Neither of us could wrap our heads around why someone hadn't made "greeting card" styled wine bottle labels yet, but that's where we decided to come in!
We source our certified organic grapes from Amador, Carneros, Lake County, Monterey, and the Central Coast in California where each blend spends a minimum of 6 months aging. To support our values of sustainability, all of our wine bottles are made of 75% recycled glass and our labels are made of water based products so that they are biodegradable.
Our wine makes the perfect gift for any occasion. Birthday? We got it covered. Divorce? We're on your side. Trying to tell someone kindly to leave you alone? Give them a bottle of "F*CK OFF," they'll get the message. Or just drink us for the giggles! Nothing better than pulling up to the function with a bottle of "SUCK MY CORK," am I right? No matter the occasion, we promise to have a label that will bring a smile to someone's face. Enjoy!
Hi there!! I'm Peyton, the CEO/CFO of Dry Humor Wines.
I graduated from Georgia State University with a bachelor's degree in Anthropology back in December 2022. I tried the whole "9-5 office job" right out of college and decided that it was DEFINITELY not for me. I have been a runway and print model for a couple of years, doing shows all over Georgia and Alabama. I'm also a dog mom of 3 cute pups that have my whole heart (and nearly all of my time). In my free time, I love to go to Hotworx, bake, & hang out with my friends and family!! My favorite type of wine is Cabernet Sauvignon.
Hi! I'm Michelle, the CEO of Dry Humor Wines. I have been traveling for work for about 15 years now as an independent sales rep for a handful of companies. I have been to 38 different states throughout the U.S. but I think South Carolina is my favorite so far. I'm a wife, a mother to three awesome children, and a dog mom to two rescues. In my free time, I love to spend time with my family, do DIY (fails), and be outside either gardening or playing with my dogs!
My favorite type of wine is a red blend.
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